On the Edge

The Cunt

Man I hate The Edge.

What a pretentious prick he is.

He only gets off lightly because he has to stand in the shadow of another mighty tool who dwarfs him in the total cunty-balls big bum-faced shit-sniffer stakes.

The Edge is easier to hate though, as he has that daft doo-raggy hat on and a little goaty beard, like a school teacher in an Ali G costume.

What a prick!

Livin’ on the edge – Aerosmith

Close Edge – Mos Def

Straight Edge – Minor Threat

Over the edge – Hole

Terminator X on the Edge of Panic – Public Enemy

Razors Edge – Revolting Cocks